250329 How to take down any man in less that one minute

Warning to you ladies, you may find my language crude in this post. You are warned, read at your own risk.

When I was a young boy, there was a big fat, mean redhead in the neighborhood. She got her jollies by kicking the boys in the nads, specifically gonads.

One afternoon the redhead kicked me in the nads. I was very young and my nads hadn’t yet dropped into place, so I wasn’t hurt.

Years later in a karate class, a teenage girl who was very adept at sparring (practice fighting.) She was sparring with one of the senior students. She got in close enough and went with a roundhouse kick meant for the stomach, but she missed the stomach and hit him square in the nads. He went down, doubled over and hit the floor like a sack of potatoes. He couldn’t move or even breathe. Lucky for him our instructor had a doctor’s medical degree from Japan. He was able to relieve the downed man’s pain and get him up on his feet. He left the studio and never returned.

Later, I sparred with the girl’s twin sister. I was extremely careful, never facing her head on. I knew she was good with her right foot, but not at all with her left foot. So I used a side stance, only allowing her right foot to hit my backside, protecting my family jewels. When she tried her left foot I hooked her leg and put her down to the floor. That may sound cruel for me to do that, but the twin sisters deserved a little payback. She wasn’t hurt, although her pride dropped a bit for a lower level student to take her down. The twins never came back after that.