Friday, June 29, 2018

Spaceforce



      This is the newest attack spaceship in the US space force fleet. It is armed with laser weapons capable of blasting to smithereens anything up to a 700 foot long outer space battle cruiser.
      As you know, the president has recently announced the commissioning of the new US Space Force. We are preparing to go where no man has ever gone before and despite the long term denial of alien spaceships for decades, the new US space force will be ready for battle as we move through the universe. As the great Ronald Reagan said, "We will soon be united across the globe when an attack comes from extraterrestrials." Our current president has made the courageous move to take the battle into outer space to save our planet from destruction.
      The US is currently seeking recruits for the space force. The most desirable candidates will be those with university degrees in engineering, mechanics, botany, laser weapons, and physical training graduates. There will be slots open for non-degree women (with desirable physical characteristics) and for men with skills in brewing fine beer and alcoholic drinks. One must consider the fact that space travel even at the speed of light requires long time travel to reach the outer limits of even our own galaxy.
      Anyone may initially apply for consideration online at Spaceforce.gov Slots are filling fast so it is urgent that you apply as soon as possible before quotas are filled and the web site is shut down.
      

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