Funeral 1704

I was in Ash Grove two days ago and in that little town I saw the biggest funeral I have ever seen. I counted nearly 100 cars and estimated 250 people there. The cars wrapped around the smallish cemetery, two rows deep.

I was outside after the mourners had left and I saw the cemetery guys filling up the grave hole. They were covering the deceased with all that cold, cold ground. I decided I do not want to be covered with that cold ground. I am opting for cremation; that way I can warm up and be prepared for the climate where my immortal soul may be headed.