We once had a great president
who said he hated broccoli
a second term for him was not to be
because he hated broccoli
the trick to eating broccoli
is to eat it raw you see
once it’s cooked it seems to be
something edible for me
so always eat your broccoli
Beans are a magical fruit
the more you eat the more you toot
the more you toot the better you feel
so let's have have beans at every meal
Corn, if I had to choose to watch some porn
or eat some corn
I’d have to choose some porn
because I despise eating corn
I really don’t care for porn
but only cows should eat corn
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