After My UFO Abduction

      You may have thought I was kidding about my abduction, but the picture below shows how I came back after the extra-terrestrials dropped me off.

      I don't know what they did inside my skull, but I know I have never been the same since.

      By the way, all those staples were worrisome to me, but the nurse that took them out made the removal painless. God bless nurses for they are angels on earth.