August 19, 2013 bears are attacking humans in large numbers! There has been one attack per day in the last seven days. Now some may think it is because humans eat too much bacon and smell like wild boars and I must admit many in fact that many look like and behave like wild boars. The western US currently has 42 wildfires that are out of control over hundreds of thousands of acres. The Center for Disease control stated today that 3 million people across the country have Lyme’s disease, 10 times what was stated a short time ago. The US Air Force just stated that the flying saucers over Roswell in the late forties were actually weather balloons. Why would they say that now after 70 years? Coincidence, maybe, but I know the real reason behind these “Coincidences” has to do with aliens from outer space revisiting our planet and trying to obliterate our population. Sure it could be a democratic trick or a republican trick, but I don’t think either party is smart enough to dream this up and why would they? They can just lie to us as many times as necessary for us to believe them. No, it has to be aliens revisiting and not liking what they see after leaving what they left back on previous trips. You can trust me, would I make up something like this?
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