July 3rd 2026 Bad Day at Black Rock

This article I wrote to the Soringfield Newspaper, definding my fellow workers, almost got me fired!

The day the paper printed my article was a rough day for me. I was called into every boss'es office, They seemed to think that I was stating that it wasn't the workers and the problem was caused by them.

This was so long ago I remember that the big blowup was due to some people in the finance department. But I was right when I said it wasn't the workers. It didn't take a genious to figure out the problem had to be management.

I don't remember why I stuck my head out on the chopping block. I was close to getting myself fired on the spot, but for some reason I managed to keep my job.