221105 A Psychic Phone call

All I can say is wow! The woman I spoke to really is a psychic. She knows about some good things that are coming into my life. She dreamed about it the other night. She knew I was married before and knew I had retired. But she was short on time when I called for my free reading. She said I could call back later to find out about the wonderful things she said are in store for me. She said that it would be $3.95 a minute for subsequent calls and I may have to make several because she wants to slowly unveil my future so I can think about it and get the most benefit from her wonderful news. That woman is amazing! She said I could pay her with my credit card. I could spread out the time payments. It's going to be a sum of money, but she of course didn't want to mention too much about it on our first call. She wanted to just visit and then later tell me how to get the fantastic things she sees in the future for me. I'll use my credit card for the first few calls then I'll just pay it off with the cash that is going to come rolling into my life. She said I should tell my friends to call her too. She can really see many things that go far into the future and it may take a while for these things to fully happen, but I should keep calling and she will let me know when the time is right. Oh I’m also going to get a big chunk of cash soon. Everything she says has some meaning, but it’s not really totally clear to me what she is saying, but she says it will all become very clear in time. She has that kind of Voodoo voice that is just hypnotizing to me. My first $3.95 a minute call ended up being over $90 but like I say, it was hypnotizing. And I’m not worried, because there is going to be money coming into my life soon. I just need to stay in contact with her for a while and she will guide me. I never knew that a perfect stranger would be so interested in me. But when I said that she countered with “Well you’re no stranger to me Bill, I’ve known about you since I had the dream.” I can sit and listen to her endlessly. She said “Don’t worry about money Bill, it’s on the way. You just keep calling and I’ll guide you through the tunnel to the other side.” I thought of another question after talking to her a second time and so I thought why not call and ask her about it and see what I should do? Well my psychic wasn’t there when I called, but there was another psychic and when I said I had been talking to another psychic the second psychic said she knew that. Do you see what I mean, about how they just seem to know things? The second psychic was doing those Tarot cards when we were on the telephone and she said that there may be even more wealth coming into my life than I had thought. Well how do you suppose she could have known that if she wasn’t psychic? I asked her if it was going to be a really big amount of cash and she said yes! She knew all along it was. They all know a lot about me and many more people. She said that all of the psychics there were going to help. She said that they would be doing this free, except the cost of the telephone lines is very expensive and they just needed a little money to pay for electricity and all. That way they could reach the greatest number of people and help them. I’ll tell you after those telephone calls I am sold on the benefits of these psychic friends. She said they knew all along they could help. Do you see what I mean?

Well I have to end this for now. And by the way, if you felt a little tug at your toes, I’ve been pulling your leg all along. I hope I’ve given you a laugh and strung you along for a while anyway.