Tuesday, February 5, 2019

A few things you may not have heard


      In the interest of pubic service, I submit these items from the internet to you.


      Despite what you may have heard, broccoli does make people fart.
      The artificially intelligent androids will be made with a third eye in the back of their heads so when war breaks out between robots and humans you won't be able to sneak up on them.
      Women who love hats and wear them when they eat lunch at restaurants are considered refined, dignified, while men who wear baseball caps while they have lunch are considered crude.
      Many things you read on the internet are not true, while anything I write is true, sometimes.
      Obsessive compulsive behavior is not a bad thing if your job is cleaning someone else's home.
      A transgender and a transmission are entirely different things.
      Reality is never what you think it is.
      Wayfair has just what I need. Wrong,Wayfair does not sell beer! I thought I could buy several cases of beer and get free shipping, wrong again.
      

Copyright Bill Weber 2018 and beyond.

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